harpreetsahota/modern-to-shakesperean-translation

modern stringlengths 2 176	shakespearean stringlengths 15 242
Love that for you, not my problem.	I delight in that for thee, it is not my concern.
Mood, I totally get what you're saying.	Verily, I concur, I fully comprehend thy sentiment.
OK Boomer, your opinions are outdated.	Very well, Boomer, thy viewpoints are antiquated.
Periodt, there's nothing more to be said.	Periodt, there is naught else to utter.
He's pressed because he didn't get the job.	He is vexed for he did not attain the occupation.
I'm just pushin P, keeping it real.	I am simply staying true to myself, maintaining authenticity.
My reply got ratio'd, more engagement than the original post.	Mine response hath garnered more interaction than the initial proclamation.
He's salty about losing the game.	He is bitter regarding his loss in the match.
That comeback was savage!	That retort was ruthless!
I'm shooketh by her unexpected announcement.	I am taken aback by her unforeseen declaration.
He's such a simp for her, always trying to impress.	He is truly a simp for her, ever endeavoring to amaze.
Sis, you look stunning in that outfit.	My dear, thou dost appear resplendent in that attire.
This song absolutely slaps, can't stop dancing.	This melody doth surely impress, I cannot cease to dance.
She knows how to slay on the runway.	She possesses the art of impressing upon the runway.
He's a real snack, quite handsome.	He is a true delight, exceedingly comely.
Her makeup is snatched, looks flawless.	Her cosmetics are impeccable, she appears flawless.
Snatched my wig, I didn't see that coming!	Stolen my periwig, I did not foresee that!
He's a stan for that band, knows all their songs.	He is a fervent devotee of that troupe, familiar with all their ballads.
That move was sus, didn't trust it at all.	That action was suspect, I did not trust it in the slightest.
They had to take the L in the game, accepted defeat.	They had to accept the loss in the contest, embraced their defeat.
Spill the tea, what's the latest gossip?	Reveal the tidings, what is the latest report?
That ain't it, chief, your attempt at humor fell flat.	That is not the correct course, leader, thy endeavor at mirth hath fallen short.
Tfw you finally finish a challenging task.	That feeling when thou dost at last complete a demanding endeavor.
His vibe is so chill, always relaxed.	His aura is most tranquil, constantly at ease.
They passed the vibe check, everyone loves their party.	They have successfully undergone the temperament assessment, everyone admires their gathering.
She's woke to social issues, always advocating for change.	She is enlightened regarding societal concerns, ever championing transformation.
Yeet that old shirt, it's no longer needed.	Discard that antiquated garment, it is no more necessary.
Yt people need to be more aware of their privilege.	White individuals must be more cognizant of their advantage.
He's a zaddy, always dressed to impress.	He is a dashing fellow, perpetually attired to astonish.
Yo, take a chill pill, you're stressin' too much.	Pray, ingest a tranquility draught, thou art overly vexed.
That trick on the skateboard was gnarly, dude!	Verily, that feat upon the wooden plank was astonishing, friend!
He's a real headbanger, always rockin' out to metal.	He is a true lover of heavy tunes, forever swaying to the sounds.
Those yuppies think they're so fancy with their suits.	Those young, urban professionals deem themselves grand with their attire.
Don't diss him like that; he's just havin' fun.	Pray, do not insult him thus; he doth revel in merriment.
Why you trippin' over a little thing like that?	Wherefore dost thou vex thyself over such a trifle?
You really rock at playing the guitar, man!	Thou art truly excellent in the art of the guitar, my good sir!
Hey dude, check out this cool video.	Greetings, friend; behold this entertaining spectacle.
If they mess with me one more time, I might just go postal.	Should they provoke me again, I may embark on a furious rampage.
Let's dip from this party; it's getting boring.	Let us take our leave from this festivity; it doth lack mirth.
I'm heading back to the crib to chill.	I shall return to my abode to relax and unwind.
Those sneakers are phat; I gotta get a pair.	Those shoes are splendid; I must acquire a pair.
That excuse is totally bogus; nobody believes it.	Verily, that excuse is false; no one hath faith in it.
I'm gonna psych him out with a fake ghost story.	I shall disconcert him with a fabricated tale of spirits.
What's up, homeslice? Haven't seen you in a minute.	Greetings, dear friend; 'tis been a while since we last crossed paths.
Stay woke and be aware of the issues.	Stay vigilant and be informed of the matters at hand.
I hate adulting; I just want to be a kid forever.	I abhor the burdens of adulthood; I simply wish to remain a child in perpetuity.
She's cancelled, I can't deal with her drama anymore.	She is dismissed, for I can no longer endure her theatrics.
Always keep it 100 and stay true to yourself.	Always uphold your honor and remain loyal to thine own self.
The aesthetic of this artwork is truly remarkable.	The artistic beauty of this masterpiece is verily extraordinary.
That selfie is such a thirst trap.	That self-portrait doth ensnare desire and seek admiration.
This song gives me all the feels.	This melody overwhelms me with profound emotions.
He's been hitting the gym, and now he's swol.	He hath frequented the exercise hall, and now he's grown robustly muscular.
I'm literally dying of laughter.	I am, in a manner of speaking, perishing from laughter.
You're my bae, and I love you.	Thou art my beloved, and I hold deep affection for thee.
Her taste is so basic; she only likes popular stuff.	Her preferences are exceedingly mundane; she favors only well-known things.
She always humblebrags about her achievements.	She habitually boasts while feigning modesty about her accomplishments.
Bye Felicia, I've had enough of your nonsense.	Farewell, Felicia; I've endured your folly long enough.
She slays on the runway with her fashion sense.	She excels on the catwalk with her keen fashion sensibilities.
I ship those two characters in the show; they'd be cute together.	I hold hope for a romantic union betwixt those two fictional personas in the drama; they would make an enchanting pair.
Cheugy phrases be like, totally outdated.	Cheugy expressions doth resemble, completely antiquated.
I got mad FOMO seeing their party on Instagram.	I harbored great fear of missing out whilst beholding their revelry on Instagram.
He's big mad 'cause he lost the game.	He's exceedingly wrathful for he hath suffered defeat in the contest.
She thinks she's all boujee, but she's not fooling anyone.	She perceiveth herself as high-class, yet she deceives no one.
Quit cappin', tell the truth!	Cease thy falsehoods, speak the truth!
She knows how to beat her face for the night out.	She hath the skill to adorn her visage for the evening's merriment.
Fam, you always got my back.	Dear friend, thou art ever trustworthy and loyal.
You wanna catch these hands, bruh?	Dost thou wish to engage in fisticuffs, good sir?
Highkey, that party was lit!	Verily, that celebration was most splendid!
Karen demanded to speak with the manager again.	Karen didst insist on an audience with the supervisor once more.
I love that for you. (Said with sarcasm)	I doth adore that for thee. (Said with irony)
Mood. It's been a long week.	Aye, I can relate. This week hath been arduous.
That celebrity is a snack!	That celebrity is a delectable morsel!
I stan that singer; their music is amazing.	I am an ardent admirer of that minstrel; their melodies are wondrous.
That excuse sounds sus, don't you think?	That excuse doth sound suspicious, dost thou not agree?

Love that for you, not my problem.

I delight in that for thee, it is not my concern.

Mood, I totally get what you're saying.

Verily, I concur, I fully comprehend thy sentiment.

OK Boomer, your opinions are outdated.

Very well, Boomer, thy viewpoints are antiquated.

Periodt, there's nothing more to be said.

Periodt, there is naught else to utter.

He's pressed because he didn't get the job.

He is vexed for he did not attain the occupation.

I'm just pushin P, keeping it real.

I am simply staying true to myself, maintaining authenticity.

My reply got ratio'd, more engagement than the original post.

Mine response hath garnered more interaction than the initial proclamation.

He's salty about losing the game.

He is bitter regarding his loss in the match.

That comeback was savage!

That retort was ruthless!

I'm shooketh by her unexpected announcement.

I am taken aback by her unforeseen declaration.

He's such a simp for her, always trying to impress.

He is truly a simp for her, ever endeavoring to amaze.

Sis, you look stunning in that outfit.

My dear, thou dost appear resplendent in that attire.

This song absolutely slaps, can't stop dancing.

This melody doth surely impress, I cannot cease to dance.

She knows how to slay on the runway.

She possesses the art of impressing upon the runway.

He's a real snack, quite handsome.

He is a true delight, exceedingly comely.

Her makeup is snatched, looks flawless.

Her cosmetics are impeccable, she appears flawless.

Snatched my wig, I didn't see that coming!

Stolen my periwig, I did not foresee that!

He's a stan for that band, knows all their songs.

He is a fervent devotee of that troupe, familiar with all their ballads.

That move was sus, didn't trust it at all.

That action was suspect, I did not trust it in the slightest.

They had to take the L in the game, accepted defeat.

They had to accept the loss in the contest, embraced their defeat.

Spill the tea, what's the latest gossip?

Reveal the tidings, what is the latest report?

That ain't it, chief, your attempt at humor fell flat.

That is not the correct course, leader, thy endeavor at mirth hath fallen short.

Tfw you finally finish a challenging task.

That feeling when thou dost at last complete a demanding endeavor.

His vibe is so chill, always relaxed.

His aura is most tranquil, constantly at ease.

They passed the vibe check, everyone loves their party.

They have successfully undergone the temperament assessment, everyone admires their gathering.

She's woke to social issues, always advocating for change.

She is enlightened regarding societal concerns, ever championing transformation.

Yeet that old shirt, it's no longer needed.

Discard that antiquated garment, it is no more necessary.

Yt people need to be more aware of their privilege.

White individuals must be more cognizant of their advantage.

He's a zaddy, always dressed to impress.

He is a dashing fellow, perpetually attired to astonish.

Yo, take a chill pill, you're stressin' too much.

Pray, ingest a tranquility draught, thou art overly vexed.

That trick on the skateboard was gnarly, dude!

Verily, that feat upon the wooden plank was astonishing, friend!

He's a real headbanger, always rockin' out to metal.

He is a true lover of heavy tunes, forever swaying to the sounds.

Those yuppies think they're so fancy with their suits.

Those young, urban professionals deem themselves grand with their attire.

Don't diss him like that; he's just havin' fun.

Pray, do not insult him thus; he doth revel in merriment.

Why you trippin' over a little thing like that?

Wherefore dost thou vex thyself over such a trifle?

You really rock at playing the guitar, man!

Thou art truly excellent in the art of the guitar, my good sir!

Hey dude, check out this cool video.

Greetings, friend; behold this entertaining spectacle.

If they mess with me one more time, I might just go postal.

Should they provoke me again, I may embark on a furious rampage.

Let's dip from this party; it's getting boring.

Let us take our leave from this festivity; it doth lack mirth.

I'm heading back to the crib to chill.

I shall return to my abode to relax and unwind.

Those sneakers are phat; I gotta get a pair.

Those shoes are splendid; I must acquire a pair.

That excuse is totally bogus; nobody believes it.

Verily, that excuse is false; no one hath faith in it.

I'm gonna psych him out with a fake ghost story.

I shall disconcert him with a fabricated tale of spirits.

What's up, homeslice? Haven't seen you in a minute.

Greetings, dear friend; 'tis been a while since we last crossed paths.

Stay woke and be aware of the issues.

Stay vigilant and be informed of the matters at hand.

I hate adulting; I just want to be a kid forever.

I abhor the burdens of adulthood; I simply wish to remain a child in perpetuity.

She's cancelled, I can't deal with her drama anymore.

She is dismissed, for I can no longer endure her theatrics.

Always keep it 100 and stay true to yourself.

Always uphold your honor and remain loyal to thine own self.

The aesthetic of this artwork is truly remarkable.

The artistic beauty of this masterpiece is verily extraordinary.

That selfie is such a thirst trap.

That self-portrait doth ensnare desire and seek admiration.

This song gives me all the feels.

This melody overwhelms me with profound emotions.

He's been hitting the gym, and now he's swol.

He hath frequented the exercise hall, and now he's grown robustly muscular.

I'm literally dying of laughter.

I am, in a manner of speaking, perishing from laughter.

You're my bae, and I love you.

Thou art my beloved, and I hold deep affection for thee.

Her taste is so basic; she only likes popular stuff.

Her preferences are exceedingly mundane; she favors only well-known things.

She always humblebrags about her achievements.

She habitually boasts while feigning modesty about her accomplishments.

Bye Felicia, I've had enough of your nonsense.

Farewell, Felicia; I've endured your folly long enough.

She slays on the runway with her fashion sense.

She excels on the catwalk with her keen fashion sensibilities.

I ship those two characters in the show; they'd be cute together.

I hold hope for a romantic union betwixt those two fictional personas in the drama; they would make an enchanting pair.

Cheugy phrases be like, totally outdated.

Cheugy expressions doth resemble, completely antiquated.

I got mad FOMO seeing their party on Instagram.

I harbored great fear of missing out whilst beholding their revelry on Instagram.

He's big mad 'cause he lost the game.

He's exceedingly wrathful for he hath suffered defeat in the contest.

She thinks she's all boujee, but she's not fooling anyone.

She perceiveth herself as high-class, yet she deceives no one.

Quit cappin', tell the truth!

Cease thy falsehoods, speak the truth!

She knows how to beat her face for the night out.

She hath the skill to adorn her visage for the evening's merriment.

Fam, you always got my back.

Dear friend, thou art ever trustworthy and loyal.

You wanna catch these hands, bruh?

Dost thou wish to engage in fisticuffs, good sir?

Highkey, that party was lit!

Verily, that celebration was most splendid!

Karen demanded to speak with the manager again.

Karen didst insist on an audience with the supervisor once more.

I love that for you. (Said with sarcasm)

I doth adore that for thee. (Said with irony)

Mood. It's been a long week.

Aye, I can relate. This week hath been arduous.

That celebrity is a snack!

That celebrity is a delectable morsel!

I stan that singer; their music is amazing.

I am an ardent admirer of that minstrel; their melodies are wondrous.

That excuse sounds sus, don't you think?

That excuse doth sound suspicious, dost thou not agree?