jxm/the_office_lines · Datasets at Hugging Face

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49,606	8	13	30	So then this means nothing to you. [rips picture]	Kelly	false
1,286	1	5	6	Yeah, yeah.	Ryan	false
21,593	4	12	17	Mike.	Darryl	false
55,239	9	9	27	No, impish or admirable.	Dwight	false
54,486	9	7	8	He��s in the bathroom.	Erin	false
37,908	6	23	7	Are we talking about your grandchildren?	Lawyer	false
27,201	5	14	18	I am a theatrical person. Growing up, I always thought I would become an actor. Because I have, these memorization tricks that I use. Um, for instance, I learned the Pledge of Allegiance by setting it to the tune of Old MacDonald. [starts singing] I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God. With a woof-woof here, and a woof-woof there. Here a woof, there a woof. Everywhere a woof, woof. Um, you get it.	Michael	false
20,412	4	8	40	So, where did you learn how to play?	Jim	false
58,339	9	20	20	Are you in that paper documentary too?	Carla Fern	false
58,329	9	20	13	Nellie, this is a competition. Please take it seriously.	Erin	false
59,567	9	23	37	No, we haven��t ordered anything. No one��s even taken our drinks. Uh, what is the chef special? [music plays and stripper starts dancing on Dwight]	Dwight	false
46,841	8	4	45	Yeah! I'm too hot anyway.	Ryan	false
11,365	3	7	36	Ah, god. Okay. You know what everybody? I'm sure there is a better way to do this but I've drive something like 400 miles today and I'm completely exhausted so I'm just gonna tell you. Your branch is not closing; Stamford is closing. Um, for the time being, it seems that all your jobs are safe.	Jan	false
50,156	8	15	22	Don't remember me like this. Remember me as the man who pulled down the screen.	Dwight	false
30,706	5	26	32	Damn it, Michael, I told you that in confidence. Now I have to go over and deal with these employees and their families. A little boy just walked up to me and said, 'is my daddy gonna have a job by Christmas?'	David	false
23,517	5	3	10	[banging on the glass] Hey, hey. What are you doing? Don't talk to them.	Michael	false
1,949	1	6	40	Just the once.	Toby	true
38,095	6	23	29	Wow. That is crazy.	Kevin	false
25,243	5	7	36	They tried to keep us apart, but they couldnt. It was like destiny.	Kelly	false
18,952	4	4	42	You okay?	Jim	false
49,586	8	13	30	All right.	Creed	false
45,244	7	24	8	You could just be saying it to get the job.	Jim	false
49,396	8	13	7	Mine was actually a pretty boring case, so-	Jim	false
34,398	6	12	3	We didn't, because we think it'd be better to do it together.	Jim	false
43,606	7	18	7	500	Michael	false
19,347	4	5	9	Yeah, I know.	Michael	false
20,946	4	10	31	[nervously stuttering] I... have... things...	Kevin	false
31,174	6	2	5	A guy on my street fell off a ladder painting his house. It was on the news.	Toby	false
49,803	8	14	10	Kathy.	Dwight	false
33,657	6	9	11	We have a monthly staff meeting	Michael	false
47,990	8	8	24	Well, you know how in the vending machine they have the chocolate chip cookies in the A-1 spot? They do that 'cause they think A-1's the best spot for the best cookie. But the real best spot is D-4. Right? That's where the eyes go. So...	Kevin	false
20,645	4	9	14	Oh well don't tell me that he's really changed since you guys dated.	Jan	false
31,963	6	4	36	You're welcome.	Michael	false
47,916	8	8	16	All right! We're here. Limitless can wait.	Andy	false
55,784	9	11	20	Yes, as a matter of fact, I uh�� [pulls booklets from his bag] I wrote some down. There you go. [passes out booklets] Wow, this guy came prepared, it impresses me! [group laughs]	Darryl	false
25,920	5	10	17	Oh, so glad I could help.	Dwight	false
26,763	5	13	3	No.	Dwight	false
33,646	6	9	8	It smells like throw up in here.	Kevin	false
28,636	5	19	29	Okay. So yeah.	Dwight	false
37,531	6	21	49	Ooh.	Kevin	false
41,298	7	10	30	Don't... I...	Michael	false
25,301	5	8	6	[pours something from the fridge into a bowl and opens the microwave, it is covered in exploded food] Oh, come on! [to the documentary crew] Do you see this? Disgusting.	Pam	false
30,276	5	25	14	Ok. I love it. I love it.	Michael	false
45,421	7	24	44	Let me get that for you. [runs ahead to open the door for Jim]	Dwight	false
5,557	2	10	53	[rapping] What's up my nerds. Check it out. [points at the mistletoe stuck down his pants]	Todd Packer	false
40,365	7	7	44	And Cinco de Mayo.	Michael	false
41,032	7	10	2	Dwight said this entry was a waste of space.	Hank	false
41,069	7	10	8	Well then you're not going to talk to the new building owner. Which is a shame, because I hear he's a very reasonable guy.	Dwight	false
20,668	4	9	16	Whatever I want? It's never whatever I want. When I wanted to see Stomp, and you wanted to see Wicked, what did we see?	Michael	false
11,169	3	6	49	Hi, I'm Carol.	Carol	false
54,340	9	6	34	I thought it was gonna be tiny. Oh my gosh it's beautiful. So this is how your family came to America.	Erin	false
30,927	6	1	18	She always eats my lunch.	Erin	false
39,317	7	4	21	You wanna dig into our relationship, go over it, see what killed it. Ok, I'm in.	Jan	false
34,142	6	11	5	I want to keep those so I can see what I sent.	Michael	false
18,472	4	3	46	[sighs, walks back into office]	Michael	false
12,856	3	11	12	He's in the office.	Roy	false
19,497	4	5	38	[Chariots of Fire theme plays] It all starts with an idea. But you can never tell where an idea will end up. [people passing a Corporate Memo around to each other] Because ideas spread, they change, grow. They connect us with the world. [Kelly catches paper airplane that says 'I love you'] And in a fast moving world, where good news moves at the speed of time [newspaper with Andy saying 'Hometown Boy Wins Race'], and bad news isn't always what it seems. [Dwight hands Phyllis paper that says 'You have a son, and it's me'] Because when push comes to shove we all deserve a second chance. [Stanley finds paper that says 'Turn your life around. Now hiring at Dunder Mifflin'] To score. [Jim throws paper in basket, Michael retrieves it; it says 'World's Most Creative Boss'] Dunder Mifflin. Limitless paper in a paperless world.	Michael's Ad	false
12,371	3	10	16	No, orange is whorish.	Angela	false
26,999	5	13	53	I know where this is goin'.	Michael	false
56,035	9	12	34	That is correct. Come on, guys, where is this even coming from?	Pete	false
35,667	6	16	29	Wait, wait. My iPod's not in here!	Pam	false
43,553	7	17	27	Sorry?	Michael	false
29,091	5	21	16	When did you need that rundown by?	Jim	false
21,040	4	10	45	Yeah, what are you doing here?	Kelly	false
50,940	8	18	18	Thank you.	Jim	false
1,475	1	5	35	[to Jim] Look at Larry Bird. Larry Legend.	Roy	false
31,139	6	2	2	It's okay with me but he's gonna want me in there.	Michael	false
4,788	2	8	39	Yeah, magnificent worker, marvelous worker, more money for this worker. Man, I like this worker. Mighty worker. That's good. That's good.	Dwight	true
51,529	8	20	15	If it would help you to forget, I could hit you in the brain stem with this candlestick.	Dwight	false
17,436	4	1	73	What do you want me to do Jim?	Michael	false
13,923	3	15	33	Who?	Uncle Al	false
55,673	9	11	12	It was his birthday, just turned three. So��	Dwight	false
44,406	7	21	5	I'm your boss!	Gabe	false
51,730	8	21	11	...and then just lay him in his crib, and then bicycle his legs. And then after Jim quiets down, you do the same thing with your baby. [Pam, Jim and Kelly laugh] But if he keeps having problems, just give me a call.	Ravi	false
20,865	4	10	17	Well, look, I am in an assigned parking place in front, so... Alright, alright, alright, umm let me try to think about what it would be like to not have one. [thinks] OK, yes that would be bad.	Michael	false
32,400	6	5	17	Hello Mr. Halpert. I'm calling from the identity theft department at Capital One. We've detected some unusual activity on your credit card.	Credit card rep	false
16,924	3	23	76	Well, I wish you would.	Pam	false
20,271	4	8	23	Excuse me?	Lester	false
6,456	2	13	9	I'll just be sleep--- [Michael hangs up the phone before Oscar can finish]	Oscar	false
11,742	3	8	44	It's just my crazy nose. I'm... uh, used to different smells.	Karen	false
9,663	3	2	1	Yeah?	Pam	false
30,177	5	24	34	For real, you're not kidding?	Pam	false
45,664	7	24	69	Hey! Hey! Hey!	Jim	false
17,048	4	1	17	People keep calling me a 'Wunderkind'; I don't even know what that means. I mean, I know what it means, it means very successful for your age, so I guess it makes sense, but... it's a weird word.	Ryan	false
25,097	5	7	23	Mmm-hmmm...	Concierge Marie	false
42,692	7	14	13	Pam, I'm obviously going to get that stuff for you so just shut up.	Dwight	false
45,327	7	24	25	What makes you feel qualified to judge a place after a mere interview? [Robert stares at Dwight] What are you doing..? [Dwight sits up abruptly] Stop trying to figure me out.	Dwight	false
4,555	2	8	11	Oh, yea!	Pam	false
31,650	6	3	26	Yeah, I would, too.	Phyllis	false
16,790	3	23	62	Very good! You have earned one Schrute Buck.	Dwight	false
9,607	3	1	43	You sound pretty defensive Michael.	Oscar	false
46,795	8	4	40	Well, how about one of our classic father/son duets? [starts playing guitar]	Andy	false
35,631	6	16	23	Good luck!	Phyllis	false
8,832	2	21	12	Yes. Thank you, Pam. How about Angela makes the poster into a t-shirt, which Oscar wears. That way, he can never see it and whenever she looks at Oscar, she can see it. Win/win/win.	Michael	false
42,284	7	13	6	No. What? You can't do that. You are a critical part of this seminar. You're the charming warm-up guy,	Andy	false
33,919	6	10	22	Seems like it's leaning one way.	Ryan	false
4,514	2	8	4	Oh, no.	Pam	false
59,348	9	22	68	Why?	Angela	false
25,903	5	10	13	I wish that you'd stop rubbing that lamp in that creepy way.	Pam	false
1,872	1	6	33	What are you doing?	Jim	false

49,606

8

13

30

So then this means nothing to you. [rips picture]

Kelly

false

1,286

1

5

6

Yeah, yeah.

Ryan

false

21,593

4

12

17

Mike.

Darryl

false

55,239

9

27

No, impish or admirable.

Dwight

false

54,486

9

7

8

He��s in the bathroom.

Erin

false

37,908

6

23

7

Are we talking about your grandchildren?

Lawyer

false

27,201

5

14

18

I am a theatrical person. Growing up, I always thought I would become an actor. Because I have, these memorization tricks that I use. Um, for instance, I learned the Pledge of Allegiance by setting it to the tune of Old MacDonald. [starts singing] I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God. With a woof-woof here, and a woof-woof there. Here a woof, there a woof. Everywhere a woof, woof. Um, you get it.

Michael

false

20,412

4

8

40

So, where did you learn how to play?

Jim

false

58,339

9

20

Are you in that paper documentary too?

Carla Fern

false

58,329

9

20

13

Nellie, this is a competition. Please take it seriously.

Erin

false

59,567

9

23

37

No, we haven��t ordered anything. No one��s even taken our drinks. Uh, what is the chef special? [music plays and stripper starts dancing on Dwight]

Dwight

false

46,841

8

4

45

Yeah! I'm too hot anyway.

Ryan

false

11,365

3

7

36

Ah, god. Okay. You know what everybody? I'm sure there is a better way to do this but I've drive something like 400 miles today and I'm completely exhausted so I'm just gonna tell you. Your branch is not closing; Stamford is closing. Um, for the time being, it seems that all your jobs are safe.

Jan

false

50,156

8

15

22

Don't remember me like this. Remember me as the man who pulled down the screen.

Dwight

false

30,706

5

26

32

Damn it, Michael, I told you that in confidence. Now I have to go over and deal with these employees and their families. A little boy just walked up to me and said, 'is my daddy gonna have a job by Christmas?'

David

false

23,517

5

3

10

[banging on the glass] Hey, hey. What are you doing? Don't talk to them.

Michael

false

1,949

1

6

40

Just the once.

Toby

true

38,095

6

23

29

Wow. That is crazy.

Kevin

false

25,243

5

7

36

They tried to keep us apart, but they couldnt. It was like destiny.

Kelly

false

18,952

4

42

You okay?

Jim

false

49,586

8

13

30

All right.

Creed

false

45,244

7

24

8

You could just be saying it to get the job.

Jim

false

49,396

8

13

7

Mine was actually a pretty boring case, so-

Jim

false

34,398

6

12

3

We didn't, because we think it'd be better to do it together.

Jim

false

43,606

7

18

7

500

Michael

false

19,347

4

5

9

Yeah, I know.

Michael

false

20,946

4

10

31

[nervously stuttering] I... have... things...

Kevin

false

31,174

6

2

5

A guy on my street fell off a ladder painting his house. It was on the news.

Toby

false

49,803

8

14

10

Kathy.

Dwight

false

33,657

6

9

11

We have a monthly staff meeting

Michael

false

47,990

8

24

Well, you know how in the vending machine they have the chocolate chip cookies in the A-1 spot? They do that 'cause they think A-1's the best spot for the best cookie. But the real best spot is D-4. Right? That's where the eyes go. So...

Kevin

false

20,645

4

9

14

Oh well don't tell me that he's really changed since you guys dated.

Jan

false

31,963

6

4

36

You're welcome.

Michael

false

47,916

8

16

All right! We're here. Limitless can wait.

Andy

false

55,784

9

11

20

Yes, as a matter of fact, I uh�� [pulls booklets from his bag] I wrote some down. There you go. [passes out booklets] Wow, this guy came prepared, it impresses me! [group laughs]

Darryl

false

25,920

5

10

17

Oh, so glad I could help.

Dwight

false

26,763

5

13

3

No.

Dwight

false

33,646

6

9

8

It smells like throw up in here.

Kevin

false

28,636

5

19

29

Okay. So yeah.

Dwight

false

37,531

6

21

49

Ooh.

Kevin

false

41,298

7

10

30

Don't... I...

Michael

false

25,301

5

8

6

[pours something from the fridge into a bowl and opens the microwave, it is covered in exploded food] Oh, come on! [to the documentary crew] Do you see this? Disgusting.

Pam

false

30,276

5

25

14

Ok. I love it. I love it.

Michael

false

45,421

7

24

44

Let me get that for you. [runs ahead to open the door for Jim]

Dwight

false

5,557

2

10

53

[rapping] What's up my nerds. Check it out. [points at the mistletoe stuck down his pants]

Todd Packer

false

40,365

7

44

And Cinco de Mayo.

Michael

false

41,032

7

10

2

Dwight said this entry was a waste of space.

Hank

false

41,069

7

10

8

Well then you're not going to talk to the new building owner. Which is a shame, because I hear he's a very reasonable guy.

Dwight

false

20,668

4

9

16

Whatever I want? It's never whatever I want. When I wanted to see Stomp, and you wanted to see Wicked, what did we see?

Michael

false

11,169

3

6

49

Hi, I'm Carol.

Carol

false

54,340

9

6

34

I thought it was gonna be tiny. Oh my gosh it's beautiful. So this is how your family came to America.

Erin

false

30,927

6

1

18

She always eats my lunch.

Erin

false

39,317

7

4

21

You wanna dig into our relationship, go over it, see what killed it. Ok, I'm in.

Jan

false

34,142

6

11

5

I want to keep those so I can see what I sent.

Michael

false

18,472

4

3

46

[sighs, walks back into office]

Michael

false

12,856

3

11

12

He's in the office.

Roy

false

19,497

4

5

38

[Chariots of Fire theme plays] It all starts with an idea. But you can never tell where an idea will end up. [people passing a Corporate Memo around to each other] Because ideas spread, they change, grow. They connect us with the world. [Kelly catches paper airplane that says 'I love you'] And in a fast moving world, where good news moves at the speed of time [newspaper with Andy saying 'Hometown Boy Wins Race'], and bad news isn't always what it seems. [Dwight hands Phyllis paper that says 'You have a son, and it's me'] Because when push comes to shove we all deserve a second chance. [Stanley finds paper that says 'Turn your life around. Now hiring at Dunder Mifflin'] To score. [Jim throws paper in basket, Michael retrieves it; it says 'World's Most Creative Boss'] Dunder Mifflin. Limitless paper in a paperless world.

Michael's Ad

false

12,371

3

10

16

No, orange is whorish.

Angela

false

26,999

5

13

53

I know where this is goin'.

Michael

false

56,035

9

12

34

That is correct. Come on, guys, where is this even coming from?

Pete

false

35,667

6

16

29

Wait, wait. My iPod's not in here!

Pam

false

43,553

7

17

27

Sorry?

Michael

false

29,091

5

21

16

When did you need that rundown by?

Jim

false

21,040

4

10

45

Yeah, what are you doing here?

Kelly

false

50,940

8

18

Thank you.

Jim

false

1,475

1

5

35

[to Jim] Look at Larry Bird. Larry Legend.

Roy

false

31,139

6

2

It's okay with me but he's gonna want me in there.

Michael

false

4,788

2

8

39

Yeah, magnificent worker, marvelous worker, more money for this worker. Man, I like this worker. Mighty worker. That's good. That's good.

Dwight

true

51,529

8

20

15

If it would help you to forget, I could hit you in the brain stem with this candlestick.

Dwight

false

17,436

4

1

73

What do you want me to do Jim?

Michael

false

13,923

3

15

33

Who?

Uncle Al

false

55,673

9

11

12

It was his birthday, just turned three. So��

Dwight

false

44,406

7

21

5

I'm your boss!

Gabe

false

51,730

8

21

11

...and then just lay him in his crib, and then bicycle his legs. And then after Jim quiets down, you do the same thing with your baby. [Pam, Jim and Kelly laugh] But if he keeps having problems, just give me a call.

Ravi

false

20,865

4

10

17

Well, look, I am in an assigned parking place in front, so... Alright, alright, alright, umm let me try to think about what it would be like to not have one. [thinks] OK, yes that would be bad.

Michael

false

32,400

6

5

17

Hello Mr. Halpert. I'm calling from the identity theft department at Capital One. We've detected some unusual activity on your credit card.

Credit card rep

false

16,924

3

23

76

Well, I wish you would.

Pam

false

20,271

4

8

23

Excuse me?

Lester

false

6,456

2

13

9

I'll just be sleep--- [Michael hangs up the phone before Oscar can finish]

Oscar

false

11,742

3

8

44

It's just my crazy nose. I'm... uh, used to different smells.

Karen

false

9,663

3

2

1

Yeah?

Pam

false

30,177

5

24

34

For real, you're not kidding?

Pam

false

45,664

7

24

69

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Jim

false

17,048

4

1

17

People keep calling me a 'Wunderkind'; I don't even know what that means. I mean, I know what it means, it means very successful for your age, so I guess it makes sense, but... it's a weird word.

Ryan

false

25,097

5

7

23

Mmm-hmmm...

Concierge Marie

false

42,692

7

14

13

Pam, I'm obviously going to get that stuff for you so just shut up.

Dwight

false

45,327

7

24

25

What makes you feel qualified to judge a place after a mere interview? [Robert stares at Dwight] What are you doing..? [Dwight sits up abruptly] Stop trying to figure me out.

Dwight

false

4,555

2

8

11

Oh, yea!

Pam

false

31,650

6

3

26

Yeah, I would, too.

Phyllis

false

16,790

3

23

62

Very good! You have earned one Schrute Buck.

Dwight

false

9,607

3

1

43

You sound pretty defensive Michael.

Oscar

false

46,795

8

4

40

Well, how about one of our classic father/son duets? [starts playing guitar]

Andy

false

35,631

6

16

23

Good luck!

Phyllis

false

8,832

2

21

12

Yes. Thank you, Pam. How about Angela makes the poster into a t-shirt, which Oscar wears. That way, he can never see it and whenever she looks at Oscar, she can see it. Win/win/win.

Michael

false

42,284

7

13

6

No. What? You can't do that. You are a critical part of this seminar. You're the charming warm-up guy,

Andy

false

33,919

6

10

22

Seems like it's leaning one way.

Ryan

false

4,514

2

8

4

Oh, no.

Pam

false

59,348

9

22

68

Why?

Angela

false

25,903

5

10

13

I wish that you'd stop rubbing that lamp in that creepy way.

Pam

false

1,872

1

6

33

What are you doing?

Jim

false