samairtimer/bengaluru_slang · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Macha, where are you? We said 7 PM only no?	Aiyo, sorry da. Traffic is bejaan today. Swalpa adjust maadi, coming in 10 minutes only.
How was the movie yesterday?	Bombat macha! Action scenes were chindi good. You should have come off, missed a good one only.
Maga, shall we go to that new restaurant in Koramangala?	Which one sisya? The one near Sony World? I heard it's sakkath expensive but food is good it seems.
Did you finish the project work?	Chumma sitting and doing only. Boss gave bejaan work this week. Like that only our company is.
Macha, can you pick me up from Metro station?	Sure maga, but I'm in Electronic City now. Will take one hour minimum. Auto won-n-half they're asking, better take bus only.
How's your new roommate?	He's nice fellow, but morning 6 AM itself he wakes up and does exercise. I told him swalpa adjust maadi, but like that only he is.
Sisya, weekend plans enti?	Nothing special macha. Chumma house only. You come off, we'll order some food and just maja maadi.
Did you get the job at that startup?	Haan got it! Salary is bombat and work culture also seems good. Starting Monday only.
Maga, why didn't you come for Ravi's birthday?	Aiyo forgot completely! Was stuck in office till 10 PM. These clients are giving bejaan changes daily.
How to reach your new house from Silk Board?	Simple only macha. Take right at the signal, go straight, then dead end left. My building is just there only.
Macha, shall we go to Cubbon Park tomorrow morning?	Morning ah? Swalpa late maadi, 10 AM okay? I can't wake up early on Sunday, you know me only.
How's the new gym working out?	Good only, but trainer is strict fellow. Says 'no cheat meals', but how can I avoid biriyani? Like that only life becomes boring.
Sisya, did you watch that new Kannada movie?	Not yet maga. Reviews are mixed it seems. Some saying sakkath, some saying waste. You watched ah?
Why are you so late for office daily?	Aiyo, morning traffic on Outer Ring Road is chindi bad. Manager told me work from home two days, so now it's okay only.
Macha, can you lend me 2000 rupees?	Sure da, but UPI okay? Cash I don't have. Month end it seems, everyone is asking money only.
How was your Goa trip?	Bombat fun macha! Beach was sakkath beautiful. We did parasailing also. Next time you come off with us only.
Why didn't you reply to my messages yesterday?	Phone charge over it was. Charger also forgot to bring to office. Like that only whole day I was offline.
Maga, shall we try that new pub in Indiranagar?	Which one sisya? The rooftop one? I heard cover charge is bejaan high but crowd is good it seems.
How's your cooking going these days?	Chumma basic items only I'm making. Zomato is expensive but convenient. Swalpa adjust maadi with simple food only.
Macha, why didn't you come to cricket yesterday?	Had some work at home only. Parents came from hometown, so family time it was. Next week definitely I'll come off.
Macha, did you submit the report to manager?	Aiyo forgot only! He'll ask in standup meeting today it seems. Quickly I'll send before 10 AM only.
Why is our server down again?	DevOps team is checking only. They said by lunch time it'll be up. Like that only our infrastructure is.
Maga, shall we order lunch from that Andhra place?	Good idea sisya! But last time spice was bejaan. Swalpa mild tell them, otherwise afternoon we can't work only.
Did you get approval for leave next week?	Manager said okay, but need to finish pending tasks first. Working weekend also it seems. Like that only project deadlines come.
How's the new team lead?	Seems okay fellow. Not micromanaging like previous one. But meetings he's calling bejaan. Swalpa adjust maadi we have to.
Macha, can you help me with this bug?	Sure da, but after lunch only. Morning client call I have. This code is chindi complex, will take time only.
Why are you working so late daily?	Client timezone is different no? US calls at 9 PM our time. Family time is getting affected, but promotion hopes it seems.
Did you attend the all-hands meeting?	Haan attended. CEO was talking about expansion plans. Looks bombat for our team, more opportunities coming it seems.
Sisya, shall we grab coffee from cafeteria?	Good idea maga! Morning meeting was boring only. Need some energy boost. That barista makes sakkath cappuccino.
How's the work from home policy now?	Three days office, two days home only. Manager is flexible, but some meetings we need to attend in person it seems.
Macha, did you finish code review?	Half done only. Junior developer's code needs bejaan changes. Will complete by evening, don't worry.
Why is HR calling everyone for one-on-one?	Annual review time it seems. Performance ratings and salary hike discussions. Fingers crossed, hoping for bombat increment only.
Maga, shall we book cab together to Electronic City?	Good idea sisya! Traffic is chindi bad on Hosur Road. Sharing cab is economical also. What time you leaving?
How's your new project going?	Chumma struggling only. Requirements keep changing daily. Client doesn't know what they want, like that only they are.
Did you get access to the new system?	Still waiting macha. IT team said by end of week. Meanwhile old system only using, swalpa inconvenient but manage maadi.
Why didn't you join us for team dinner yesterday?	Had doctor appointment only. Heard it was sakkath fun. Next time definitely I'll come off with everyone.
Sisya, can you take my 2 PM call? Emergency at home.	Sure maga, no problem. But brief me about the agenda only. Client is strict fellow, proper preparation needed it seems.
How's the new office cafeteria food?	Better than before, but price increased bejaan. North Indian items are good, South Indian needs improvement only.
Macha, did you apply for internal transfer?	Thinking only, but current manager might not agree. He depends on me bejaan for this project. Swalpa tricky situation.
Why is internet so slow today?	ISP issue it seems. IT helpdesk said by evening it'll be fine. Meanwhile mobile hotspot using, but data limit worry only.
Did you attend the tech talk yesterday?	Missed it da! Was stuck in client call. Heard speaker was bombat good. Recording available it seems, will watch later.
Maga, shall we start early today? Traffic will be less.	Good plan sisya! 8 AM itself we can leave. Outer Ring Road gets jammed by 9 only. Early bird catches the worm like that only.
How's your team's sprint planning going?	Chumma estimating story points only. Product owner wants everything in one sprint. Swalpa unrealistic but we'll manage somehow.
Why didn't you come to office party last week?	Was feeling unwell only. Heard DJ was sakkath and dance floor was full. Photos I saw, looked chindi fun.
Macha, can you cover my shift this weekend?	Aiyo weekend plans I have with family. But Sunday evening I can take over. Swalpa adjust with timing okay?
How's the new intern performing?	Enthusiastic fellow, but needs bejaan guidance. Fresh graduate energy is there, but practical knowledge swalpa less only.
Did you get parking space today?	No chance macha! By 9:30 AM all spots occupied. Had to park outside and walk 10 minutes. Like that only every day struggle.
Sisya, shall we pitch that new idea to management?	Good thinking maga! Market research I'll do this week. If numbers look bombat, we can present next month only.
Why is your laptop hanging so much?	Old machine it seems. IT said replacement will come next quarter. Meanwhile external monitor using, swalpa better productivity.
Macha, did you complete the compliance training?	Almost done only. Last module remaining. HR keeps sending reminders daily. Boring content but mandatory it seems, so finishing today only.
Maga, did you see the new policy email?	Haan saw it only. More restrictions it seems. Management always finds new ways to trouble us, like that only they are.
Why is your camera off in video call?	Internet is fluctuating macha. Video on means connection will drop completely. Audio only better it seems.
Sisya, shall we apply for that internal hackathon?	Bombat idea! Prize money is sakkath good. Weekend we can work on prototype, what say?
How's your new laptop performing?	Much better than old one macha! Boot time is chindi fast now. Previous one was taking bejaan time to start only.
Macha, can you review my presentation before client call?	Sure da, send it now only. Slides need to be bombat good, client is very particular it seems.
Did you attend the AWS training yesterday?	Missed first half due to production issue. Second half I joined, but content was advanced only. Recording I'll watch.
Why is deployment taking so long today?	Database migration running in background. DevOps team said swalpa time it will take. Patience maadi, no option.
Maga, shall we book conference room for design discussion?	Good thinking sisya! But all rooms are occupied until 4 PM. Cafeteria corner we can use, nobody will disturb.
How's your performance review going?	Submitted self-assessment yesterday only. Manager meeting is pending. Hoping for good rating and increment it seems.
Macha, did you fix that critical bug?	Almost done da! Root cause found, but testing is taking time. By evening it'll be deployed only.
Why didn't you join the team building activity?	Family function was there no? Heard you all went to that escape room. Photos looked chindi fun, next time definitely I'll come.
Sisya, can you handle client escalation today?	What happened maga? Technical issue ah? Send me details, I'll coordinate with support team and resolve quickly only.
How's the new hire settling in?	Enthusiastic fellow, but needs bejaan hand-holding. Previous company culture was different it seems. Slowly he'll adapt only.
Macha, shall we order tea from pantry?	Good idea da! Afternoon meeting energy booster needed. That uncle makes sakkath masala chai, better than machine coffee.
Did you complete the security compliance course?	Boring content macha! But mandatory it seems. Last module remaining, will finish before deadline only. HR keeps reminding daily.
Why is your desk so messy today?	Multiple projects running simultaneously only. Documents everywhere scattered. Weekend I'll organize properly, swalpa adjust maadi.
Maga, did you get approval for conference attendance?	Manager said budget is tight this quarter. Maybe next time it seems. Online sessions I'll attend, knowledge sharing will do.
How's your mentee doing in the program?	Smart kid, grasps concepts quickly. But practical implementation swalpa struggling. More hands-on practice needed only.
Sisya, shall we grab lunch from food court?	Which stall macha? Biryani place has long queue always. North Indian corner is fast, taste also decent only.
Why didn't you join the Friday team call?	Doctor appointment was there da! Quarterly health checkup. Heard sprint retrospective went well, action items I'll check.
Macha, can you explain this architecture diagram?	Sure sisya! Microservices pattern we're using. Each service independent, scalability bombat good. Let me draw on whiteboard.
How's the office commute after metro extension?	Much better macha! Earlier bus was taking one hour, now metro in 30 minutes only. Traffic headache reduced completely.
Did you get response from vendor for quotation?	Still waiting only. They said by Wednesday they'll send. Procurement team is following up, hopefully rates will be reasonable.
Maga, shall we propose agile methodology for this project?	Bombat idea sisya! Current waterfall approach is chindi slow. Client also prefers iterative development it seems.
Why is your code coverage so low?	New features added recently, unit tests pending only. Weekend I'll write comprehensive test cases, don't worry da.
Macha, did you backup your laptop data?	Aiyo forgot completely! IT team sent reminder mail yesterday only. Today I'll do, can't afford to lose bejaan work.
How's the client demo preparation going?	Almost ready macha! PowerPoint slides done, demo environment setup complete. Rehearsal we need to do once more only.
Sisya, can you help with API documentation?	Sure maga! Technical writing I enjoy. Swagger specs I'll update and examples also will add for clarity.
Why didn't you attend the innovation showcase?	Clashed with client call unfortunately. Heard presentations were sakkath good. Innovation culture is growing in company it seems.
Macha, shall we apply for patent on this algorithm?	Good thinking da! Intellectual property team we should consult. If approved, company recognition and bonus also we'll get.
How's your work-life balance these days?	Swalpa improved after new manager came. Previous lead was giving bejaan overtime. Now proper planning happening only.
Did you submit your expense report?	Pending only macha! Finance team deadline is tomorrow. Receipts I need to scan and upload, swalpa tedious process.
Maga, shall we organize knowledge sharing session?	Bombat idea sisya! Latest tech trends we can discuss. Team members will benefit, learning culture will improve only.
Why is your status showing away for so long?	System hung, had to restart completely. Teams sometimes doesn't update status properly. Now I'm online only.
Macha, can you coordinate with offshore team for testing?	Sure da! Time zone difference is challenging, but morning their evening we can sync. Coordination I'll handle properly.
How's the new project assignment looking?	Exciting technology stack macha! React and Node.js, latest versions. Learning curve is there, but skill upgrade opportunity it seems.
Sisya, did you configure the monitoring alerts?	Done maga! CPU and memory thresholds set properly. If system overloads, immediate notification will come to team.
Why didn't you join the technical book club?	Time constraint only da. Evening family time I prefer. But monthly summary notes I'll read, knowledge I'll gain somehow.
Macha, shall we migrate to cloud infrastructure?	Cost-benefit analysis we need to do first. Initial investment is bejaan, but long-term savings will be there it seems.
How's your certification exam preparation?	Going okay macha! Practice tests I'm solving daily. Company is supporting with study materials, exam fee also they're paying.
Did you update the project timeline?	Gantt chart updated yesterday only. Some dependencies changed, so delivery date swalpa shifted. Stakeholders I'll inform today.
Maga, can you review the security audit report?	Send it sisya! Vulnerabilities need immediate attention. Compliance team is strict about deadlines, quickly we'll fix issues.
Why is your camera quality so poor in video calls?	Old laptop webcam is pathetic only. IT said new machines next quarter will come. Meanwhile external camera I'll buy.
Macha, shall we implement continuous integration pipeline?	Must needed da! Manual deployments are error-prone and time-consuming. Jenkins setup I'll research and propose to management.
How's your team's velocity this sprint?	Better than last sprint macha! Story points completion improved. Team coordination is getting bombat good, productivity increased.
Sisya, did you clear the production deployment checklist?	All items verified maga! Database backup taken, rollback plan ready. Go-live tonight we can do without tension.
Why didn't you join the diversity and inclusion workshop?	Calendar conflict was there only. Client presentation preparation was urgent. Recording link HR shared, weekend I'll watch.
Macha, can you optimize this database query?	Sure da! Indexing strategy we need to improve. Query execution time is bejaan high. Performance tuning I'll do properly.
How's your technical interview panel experience?	Interesting candidates we're getting macha! Some are brilliant, some need more experience. Hiring good talent is challenging only.
Maga, shall we document the troubleshooting procedures?	Very important sisya! New team members struggle without proper docs. Wiki page I'll create with step-by-step solutions only.

Macha, where are you? We said 7 PM only no?

Aiyo, sorry da. Traffic is bejaan today. Swalpa adjust maadi, coming in 10 minutes only.

How was the movie yesterday?

Bombat macha! Action scenes were chindi good. You should have come off, missed a good one only.

Maga, shall we go to that new restaurant in Koramangala?

Which one sisya? The one near Sony World? I heard it's sakkath expensive but food is good it seems.

Did you finish the project work?

Chumma sitting and doing only. Boss gave bejaan work this week. Like that only our company is.

Macha, can you pick me up from Metro station?

Sure maga, but I'm in Electronic City now. Will take one hour minimum. Auto won-n-half they're asking, better take bus only.

How's your new roommate?

He's nice fellow, but morning 6 AM itself he wakes up and does exercise. I told him swalpa adjust maadi, but like that only he is.

Sisya, weekend plans enti?

Nothing special macha. Chumma house only. You come off, we'll order some food and just maja maadi.

Did you get the job at that startup?

Haan got it! Salary is bombat and work culture also seems good. Starting Monday only.

Maga, why didn't you come for Ravi's birthday?

Aiyo forgot completely! Was stuck in office till 10 PM. These clients are giving bejaan changes daily.

How to reach your new house from Silk Board?

Simple only macha. Take right at the signal, go straight, then dead end left. My building is just there only.

Macha, shall we go to Cubbon Park tomorrow morning?

Morning ah? Swalpa late maadi, 10 AM okay? I can't wake up early on Sunday, you know me only.

How's the new gym working out?

Good only, but trainer is strict fellow. Says 'no cheat meals', but how can I avoid biriyani? Like that only life becomes boring.

Sisya, did you watch that new Kannada movie?

Not yet maga. Reviews are mixed it seems. Some saying sakkath, some saying waste. You watched ah?

Why are you so late for office daily?

Aiyo, morning traffic on Outer Ring Road is chindi bad. Manager told me work from home two days, so now it's okay only.

Macha, can you lend me 2000 rupees?

Sure da, but UPI okay? Cash I don't have. Month end it seems, everyone is asking money only.

How was your Goa trip?

Bombat fun macha! Beach was sakkath beautiful. We did parasailing also. Next time you come off with us only.

Why didn't you reply to my messages yesterday?

Phone charge over it was. Charger also forgot to bring to office. Like that only whole day I was offline.

Maga, shall we try that new pub in Indiranagar?

Which one sisya? The rooftop one? I heard cover charge is bejaan high but crowd is good it seems.

How's your cooking going these days?

Chumma basic items only I'm making. Zomato is expensive but convenient. Swalpa adjust maadi with simple food only.

Macha, why didn't you come to cricket yesterday?

Had some work at home only. Parents came from hometown, so family time it was. Next week definitely I'll come off.

Macha, did you submit the report to manager?

Aiyo forgot only! He'll ask in standup meeting today it seems. Quickly I'll send before 10 AM only.

Why is our server down again?

DevOps team is checking only. They said by lunch time it'll be up. Like that only our infrastructure is.

Maga, shall we order lunch from that Andhra place?

Good idea sisya! But last time spice was bejaan. Swalpa mild tell them, otherwise afternoon we can't work only.

Did you get approval for leave next week?

Manager said okay, but need to finish pending tasks first. Working weekend also it seems. Like that only project deadlines come.

How's the new team lead?

Seems okay fellow. Not micromanaging like previous one. But meetings he's calling bejaan. Swalpa adjust maadi we have to.

Macha, can you help me with this bug?

Sure da, but after lunch only. Morning client call I have. This code is chindi complex, will take time only.

Why are you working so late daily?

Client timezone is different no? US calls at 9 PM our time. Family time is getting affected, but promotion hopes it seems.

Did you attend the all-hands meeting?

Haan attended. CEO was talking about expansion plans. Looks bombat for our team, more opportunities coming it seems.

Sisya, shall we grab coffee from cafeteria?

Good idea maga! Morning meeting was boring only. Need some energy boost. That barista makes sakkath cappuccino.

How's the work from home policy now?

Three days office, two days home only. Manager is flexible, but some meetings we need to attend in person it seems.

Macha, did you finish code review?

Half done only. Junior developer's code needs bejaan changes. Will complete by evening, don't worry.

Why is HR calling everyone for one-on-one?

Annual review time it seems. Performance ratings and salary hike discussions. Fingers crossed, hoping for bombat increment only.

Maga, shall we book cab together to Electronic City?

Good idea sisya! Traffic is chindi bad on Hosur Road. Sharing cab is economical also. What time you leaving?

How's your new project going?

Chumma struggling only. Requirements keep changing daily. Client doesn't know what they want, like that only they are.

Did you get access to the new system?

Still waiting macha. IT team said by end of week. Meanwhile old system only using, swalpa inconvenient but manage maadi.

Why didn't you join us for team dinner yesterday?

Had doctor appointment only. Heard it was sakkath fun. Next time definitely I'll come off with everyone.

Sisya, can you take my 2 PM call? Emergency at home.

Sure maga, no problem. But brief me about the agenda only. Client is strict fellow, proper preparation needed it seems.

How's the new office cafeteria food?

Better than before, but price increased bejaan. North Indian items are good, South Indian needs improvement only.

Macha, did you apply for internal transfer?

Thinking only, but current manager might not agree. He depends on me bejaan for this project. Swalpa tricky situation.

Why is internet so slow today?

ISP issue it seems. IT helpdesk said by evening it'll be fine. Meanwhile mobile hotspot using, but data limit worry only.

Did you attend the tech talk yesterday?

Missed it da! Was stuck in client call. Heard speaker was bombat good. Recording available it seems, will watch later.

Maga, shall we start early today? Traffic will be less.

Good plan sisya! 8 AM itself we can leave. Outer Ring Road gets jammed by 9 only. Early bird catches the worm like that only.

How's your team's sprint planning going?

Chumma estimating story points only. Product owner wants everything in one sprint. Swalpa unrealistic but we'll manage somehow.

Why didn't you come to office party last week?

Was feeling unwell only. Heard DJ was sakkath and dance floor was full. Photos I saw, looked chindi fun.

Macha, can you cover my shift this weekend?

Aiyo weekend plans I have with family. But Sunday evening I can take over. Swalpa adjust with timing okay?

How's the new intern performing?

Enthusiastic fellow, but needs bejaan guidance. Fresh graduate energy is there, but practical knowledge swalpa less only.

Did you get parking space today?

No chance macha! By 9:30 AM all spots occupied. Had to park outside and walk 10 minutes. Like that only every day struggle.

Sisya, shall we pitch that new idea to management?

Good thinking maga! Market research I'll do this week. If numbers look bombat, we can present next month only.

Why is your laptop hanging so much?

Old machine it seems. IT said replacement will come next quarter. Meanwhile external monitor using, swalpa better productivity.

Macha, did you complete the compliance training?

Almost done only. Last module remaining. HR keeps sending reminders daily. Boring content but mandatory it seems, so finishing today only.

Maga, did you see the new policy email?

Haan saw it only. More restrictions it seems. Management always finds new ways to trouble us, like that only they are.

Why is your camera off in video call?

Internet is fluctuating macha. Video on means connection will drop completely. Audio only better it seems.

Sisya, shall we apply for that internal hackathon?

Bombat idea! Prize money is sakkath good. Weekend we can work on prototype, what say?

How's your new laptop performing?

Much better than old one macha! Boot time is chindi fast now. Previous one was taking bejaan time to start only.

Macha, can you review my presentation before client call?

Sure da, send it now only. Slides need to be bombat good, client is very particular it seems.

Did you attend the AWS training yesterday?

Missed first half due to production issue. Second half I joined, but content was advanced only. Recording I'll watch.

Why is deployment taking so long today?

Database migration running in background. DevOps team said swalpa time it will take. Patience maadi, no option.

Maga, shall we book conference room for design discussion?

Good thinking sisya! But all rooms are occupied until 4 PM. Cafeteria corner we can use, nobody will disturb.

How's your performance review going?

Submitted self-assessment yesterday only. Manager meeting is pending. Hoping for good rating and increment it seems.

Macha, did you fix that critical bug?

Almost done da! Root cause found, but testing is taking time. By evening it'll be deployed only.

Why didn't you join the team building activity?

Family function was there no? Heard you all went to that escape room. Photos looked chindi fun, next time definitely I'll come.

Sisya, can you handle client escalation today?

What happened maga? Technical issue ah? Send me details, I'll coordinate with support team and resolve quickly only.

How's the new hire settling in?

Enthusiastic fellow, but needs bejaan hand-holding. Previous company culture was different it seems. Slowly he'll adapt only.

Macha, shall we order tea from pantry?

Good idea da! Afternoon meeting energy booster needed. That uncle makes sakkath masala chai, better than machine coffee.

Did you complete the security compliance course?

Boring content macha! But mandatory it seems. Last module remaining, will finish before deadline only. HR keeps reminding daily.

Why is your desk so messy today?

Multiple projects running simultaneously only. Documents everywhere scattered. Weekend I'll organize properly, swalpa adjust maadi.

Maga, did you get approval for conference attendance?

Manager said budget is tight this quarter. Maybe next time it seems. Online sessions I'll attend, knowledge sharing will do.

How's your mentee doing in the program?

Smart kid, grasps concepts quickly. But practical implementation swalpa struggling. More hands-on practice needed only.

Sisya, shall we grab lunch from food court?

Which stall macha? Biryani place has long queue always. North Indian corner is fast, taste also decent only.

Why didn't you join the Friday team call?

Doctor appointment was there da! Quarterly health checkup. Heard sprint retrospective went well, action items I'll check.

Macha, can you explain this architecture diagram?

Sure sisya! Microservices pattern we're using. Each service independent, scalability bombat good. Let me draw on whiteboard.

How's the office commute after metro extension?

Much better macha! Earlier bus was taking one hour, now metro in 30 minutes only. Traffic headache reduced completely.

Did you get response from vendor for quotation?

Still waiting only. They said by Wednesday they'll send. Procurement team is following up, hopefully rates will be reasonable.

Maga, shall we propose agile methodology for this project?

Bombat idea sisya! Current waterfall approach is chindi slow. Client also prefers iterative development it seems.

Why is your code coverage so low?

New features added recently, unit tests pending only. Weekend I'll write comprehensive test cases, don't worry da.

Macha, did you backup your laptop data?

Aiyo forgot completely! IT team sent reminder mail yesterday only. Today I'll do, can't afford to lose bejaan work.

How's the client demo preparation going?

Almost ready macha! PowerPoint slides done, demo environment setup complete. Rehearsal we need to do once more only.

Sisya, can you help with API documentation?

Sure maga! Technical writing I enjoy. Swagger specs I'll update and examples also will add for clarity.

Why didn't you attend the innovation showcase?

Clashed with client call unfortunately. Heard presentations were sakkath good. Innovation culture is growing in company it seems.

Macha, shall we apply for patent on this algorithm?

Good thinking da! Intellectual property team we should consult. If approved, company recognition and bonus also we'll get.

How's your work-life balance these days?

Swalpa improved after new manager came. Previous lead was giving bejaan overtime. Now proper planning happening only.

Did you submit your expense report?

Pending only macha! Finance team deadline is tomorrow. Receipts I need to scan and upload, swalpa tedious process.

Maga, shall we organize knowledge sharing session?

Bombat idea sisya! Latest tech trends we can discuss. Team members will benefit, learning culture will improve only.

Why is your status showing away for so long?

System hung, had to restart completely. Teams sometimes doesn't update status properly. Now I'm online only.

Macha, can you coordinate with offshore team for testing?

Sure da! Time zone difference is challenging, but morning their evening we can sync. Coordination I'll handle properly.

How's the new project assignment looking?

Exciting technology stack macha! React and Node.js, latest versions. Learning curve is there, but skill upgrade opportunity it seems.

Sisya, did you configure the monitoring alerts?

Done maga! CPU and memory thresholds set properly. If system overloads, immediate notification will come to team.

Why didn't you join the technical book club?

Time constraint only da. Evening family time I prefer. But monthly summary notes I'll read, knowledge I'll gain somehow.

Macha, shall we migrate to cloud infrastructure?

Cost-benefit analysis we need to do first. Initial investment is bejaan, but long-term savings will be there it seems.

How's your certification exam preparation?

Going okay macha! Practice tests I'm solving daily. Company is supporting with study materials, exam fee also they're paying.

Did you update the project timeline?

Gantt chart updated yesterday only. Some dependencies changed, so delivery date swalpa shifted. Stakeholders I'll inform today.

Maga, can you review the security audit report?

Send it sisya! Vulnerabilities need immediate attention. Compliance team is strict about deadlines, quickly we'll fix issues.

Why is your camera quality so poor in video calls?

Old laptop webcam is pathetic only. IT said new machines next quarter will come. Meanwhile external camera I'll buy.

Macha, shall we implement continuous integration pipeline?

Must needed da! Manual deployments are error-prone and time-consuming. Jenkins setup I'll research and propose to management.

How's your team's velocity this sprint?

Better than last sprint macha! Story points completion improved. Team coordination is getting bombat good, productivity increased.

Sisya, did you clear the production deployment checklist?

All items verified maga! Database backup taken, rollback plan ready. Go-live tonight we can do without tension.

Why didn't you join the diversity and inclusion workshop?

Calendar conflict was there only. Client presentation preparation was urgent. Recording link HR shared, weekend I'll watch.

Macha, can you optimize this database query?

Sure da! Indexing strategy we need to improve. Query execution time is bejaan high. Performance tuning I'll do properly.

How's your technical interview panel experience?

Interesting candidates we're getting macha! Some are brilliant, some need more experience. Hiring good talent is challenging only.

Maga, shall we document the troubleshooting procedures?

Very important sisya! New team members struggle without proper docs. Wiki page I'll create with step-by-step solutions only.