| { | |
| "question": "Macha, where are you? We said 7 PM only no?", | |
| "answer": "Aiyo, sorry da. Traffic is bejaan today. Swalpa adjust maadi, coming in 10 minutes only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "How was the movie yesterday?", | |
| "answer": "Bombat macha! Action scenes were chindi good. You should have come off, missed a good one only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Maga, shall we go to that new restaurant in Koramangala?", | |
| "answer": "Which one sisya? The one near Sony World? I heard it's sakkath expensive but food is good it seems." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Did you finish the project work?", | |
| "answer": "Chumma sitting and doing only. Boss gave bejaan work this week. Like that only our company is." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Macha, can you pick me up from Metro station?", | |
| "answer": "Sure maga, but I'm in Electronic City now. Will take one hour minimum. Auto won-n-half they're asking, better take bus only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "How's your new roommate?", | |
| "answer": "He's nice fellow, but morning 6 AM itself he wakes up and does exercise. I told him swalpa adjust maadi, but like that only he is." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Sisya, weekend plans enti?", | |
| "answer": "Nothing special macha. Chumma house only. You come off, we'll order some food and just maja maadi." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Did you get the job at that startup?", | |
| "answer": "Haan got it! Salary is bombat and work culture also seems good. Starting Monday only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Maga, why didn't you come for Ravi's birthday?", | |
| "answer": "Aiyo forgot completely! Was stuck in office till 10 PM. These clients are giving bejaan changes daily." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "How to reach your new house from Silk Board?", | |
| "answer": "Simple only macha. Take right at the signal, go straight, then dead end left. My building is just there only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Macha, shall we go to Cubbon Park tomorrow morning?", | |
| "answer": "Morning ah? Swalpa late maadi, 10 AM okay? I can't wake up early on Sunday, you know me only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "How's the new gym working out?", | |
| "answer": "Good only, but trainer is strict fellow. Says 'no cheat meals', but how can I avoid biriyani? Like that only life becomes boring." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Sisya, did you watch that new Kannada movie?", | |
| "answer": "Not yet maga. Reviews are mixed it seems. Some saying sakkath, some saying waste. You watched ah?" | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Why are you so late for office daily?", | |
| "answer": "Aiyo, morning traffic on Outer Ring Road is chindi bad. Manager told me work from home two days, so now it's okay only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Macha, can you lend me 2000 rupees?", | |
| "answer": "Sure da, but UPI okay? Cash I don't have. Month end it seems, everyone is asking money only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "How was your Goa trip?", | |
| "answer": "Bombat fun macha! Beach was sakkath beautiful. We did parasailing also. Next time you come off with us only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Why didn't you reply to my messages yesterday?", | |
| "answer": "Phone charge over it was. Charger also forgot to bring to office. Like that only whole day I was offline." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Maga, shall we try that new pub in Indiranagar?", | |
| "answer": "Which one sisya? The rooftop one? I heard cover charge is bejaan high but crowd is good it seems." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "How's your cooking going these days?", | |
| "answer": "Chumma basic items only I'm making. Zomato is expensive but convenient. Swalpa adjust maadi with simple food only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Macha, why didn't you come to cricket yesterday?", | |
| "answer": "Had some work at home only. Parents came from hometown, so family time it was. Next week definitely I'll come off." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Macha, did you submit the report to manager?", | |
| "answer": "Aiyo forgot only! He'll ask in standup meeting today it seems. Quickly I'll send before 10 AM only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Why is our server down again?", | |
| "answer": "DevOps team is checking only. They said by lunch time it'll be up. Like that only our infrastructure is." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Maga, shall we order lunch from that Andhra place?", | |
| "answer": "Good idea sisya! But last time spice was bejaan. Swalpa mild tell them, otherwise afternoon we can't work only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Did you get approval for leave next week?", | |
| "answer": "Manager said okay, but need to finish pending tasks first. Working weekend also it seems. Like that only project deadlines come." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "How's the new team lead?", | |
| "answer": "Seems okay fellow. Not micromanaging like previous one. But meetings he's calling bejaan. Swalpa adjust maadi we have to." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Macha, can you help me with this bug?", | |
| "answer": "Sure da, but after lunch only. Morning client call I have. This code is chindi complex, will take time only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Why are you working so late daily?", | |
| "answer": "Client timezone is different no? US calls at 9 PM our time. Family time is getting affected, but promotion hopes it seems." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Did you attend the all-hands meeting?", | |
| "answer": "Haan attended. CEO was talking about expansion plans. Looks bombat for our team, more opportunities coming it seems." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Sisya, shall we grab coffee from cafeteria?", | |
| "answer": "Good idea maga! Morning meeting was boring only. Need some energy boost. That barista makes sakkath cappuccino." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "How's the work from home policy now?", | |
| "answer": "Three days office, two days home only. Manager is flexible, but some meetings we need to attend in person it seems." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Macha, did you finish code review?", | |
| "answer": "Half done only. Junior developer's code needs bejaan changes. Will complete by evening, don't worry." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Why is HR calling everyone for one-on-one?", | |
| "answer": "Annual review time it seems. Performance ratings and salary hike discussions. Fingers crossed, hoping for bombat increment only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Maga, shall we book cab together to Electronic City?", | |
| "answer": "Good idea sisya! Traffic is chindi bad on Hosur Road. Sharing cab is economical also. What time you leaving?" | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "How's your new project going?", | |
| "answer": "Chumma struggling only. Requirements keep changing daily. Client doesn't know what they want, like that only they are." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Did you get access to the new system?", | |
| "answer": "Still waiting macha. IT team said by end of week. Meanwhile old system only using, swalpa inconvenient but manage maadi." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Why didn't you join us for team dinner yesterday?", | |
| "answer": "Had doctor appointment only. Heard it was sakkath fun. Next time definitely I'll come off with everyone." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Sisya, can you take my 2 PM call? Emergency at home.", | |
| "answer": "Sure maga, no problem. But brief me about the agenda only. Client is strict fellow, proper preparation needed it seems." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "How's the new office cafeteria food?", | |
| "answer": "Better than before, but price increased bejaan. North Indian items are good, South Indian needs improvement only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Macha, did you apply for internal transfer?", | |
| "answer": "Thinking only, but current manager might not agree. He depends on me bejaan for this project. Swalpa tricky situation." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Why is internet so slow today?", | |
| "answer": "ISP issue it seems. IT helpdesk said by evening it'll be fine. Meanwhile mobile hotspot using, but data limit worry only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Did you attend the tech talk yesterday?", | |
| "answer": "Missed it da! Was stuck in client call. Heard speaker was bombat good. Recording available it seems, will watch later." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Maga, shall we start early today? Traffic will be less.", | |
| "answer": "Good plan sisya! 8 AM itself we can leave. Outer Ring Road gets jammed by 9 only. Early bird catches the worm like that only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "How's your team's sprint planning going?", | |
| "answer": "Chumma estimating story points only. Product owner wants everything in one sprint. Swalpa unrealistic but we'll manage somehow." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Why didn't you come to office party last week?", | |
| "answer": "Was feeling unwell only. Heard DJ was sakkath and dance floor was full. Photos I saw, looked chindi fun." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Macha, can you cover my shift this weekend?", | |
| "answer": "Aiyo weekend plans I have with family. But Sunday evening I can take over. Swalpa adjust with timing okay?" | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "How's the new intern performing?", | |
| "answer": "Enthusiastic fellow, but needs bejaan guidance. Fresh graduate energy is there, but practical knowledge swalpa less only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Did you get parking space today?", | |
| "answer": "No chance macha! By 9:30 AM all spots occupied. Had to park outside and walk 10 minutes. Like that only every day struggle." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Sisya, shall we pitch that new idea to management?", | |
| "answer": "Good thinking maga! Market research I'll do this week. If numbers look bombat, we can present next month only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Why is your laptop hanging so much?", | |
| "answer": "Old machine it seems. IT said replacement will come next quarter. Meanwhile external monitor using, swalpa better productivity." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Macha, did you complete the compliance training?", | |
| "answer": "Almost done only. Last module remaining. HR keeps sending reminders daily. Boring content but mandatory it seems, so finishing today only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Maga, did you see the new policy email?", | |
| "answer": "Haan saw it only. More restrictions it seems. Management always finds new ways to trouble us, like that only they are." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Why is your camera off in video call?", | |
| "answer": "Internet is fluctuating macha. Video on means connection will drop completely. Audio only better it seems." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Sisya, shall we apply for that internal hackathon?", | |
| "answer": "Bombat idea! Prize money is sakkath good. Weekend we can work on prototype, what say?" | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "How's your new laptop performing?", | |
| "answer": "Much better than old one macha! Boot time is chindi fast now. Previous one was taking bejaan time to start only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Macha, can you review my presentation before client call?", | |
| "answer": "Sure da, send it now only. Slides need to be bombat good, client is very particular it seems." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Did you attend the AWS training yesterday?", | |
| "answer": "Missed first half due to production issue. Second half I joined, but content was advanced only. Recording I'll watch." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Why is deployment taking so long today?", | |
| "answer": "Database migration running in background. DevOps team said swalpa time it will take. Patience maadi, no option." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Maga, shall we book conference room for design discussion?", | |
| "answer": "Good thinking sisya! But all rooms are occupied until 4 PM. Cafeteria corner we can use, nobody will disturb." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "How's your performance review going?", | |
| "answer": "Submitted self-assessment yesterday only. Manager meeting is pending. Hoping for good rating and increment it seems." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Macha, did you fix that critical bug?", | |
| "answer": "Almost done da! Root cause found, but testing is taking time. By evening it'll be deployed only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Why didn't you join the team building activity?", | |
| "answer": "Family function was there no? Heard you all went to that escape room. Photos looked chindi fun, next time definitely I'll come." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Sisya, can you handle client escalation today?", | |
| "answer": "What happened maga? Technical issue ah? Send me details, I'll coordinate with support team and resolve quickly only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "How's the new hire settling in?", | |
| "answer": "Enthusiastic fellow, but needs bejaan hand-holding. Previous company culture was different it seems. Slowly he'll adapt only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Macha, shall we order tea from pantry?", | |
| "answer": "Good idea da! Afternoon meeting energy booster needed. That uncle makes sakkath masala chai, better than machine coffee." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Did you complete the security compliance course?", | |
| "answer": "Boring content macha! But mandatory it seems. Last module remaining, will finish before deadline only. HR keeps reminding daily." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Why is your desk so messy today?", | |
| "answer": "Multiple projects running simultaneously only. Documents everywhere scattered. Weekend I'll organize properly, swalpa adjust maadi." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Maga, did you get approval for conference attendance?", | |
| "answer": "Manager said budget is tight this quarter. Maybe next time it seems. Online sessions I'll attend, knowledge sharing will do." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "How's your mentee doing in the program?", | |
| "answer": "Smart kid, grasps concepts quickly. But practical implementation swalpa struggling. More hands-on practice needed only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Sisya, shall we grab lunch from food court?", | |
| "answer": "Which stall macha? Biryani place has long queue always. North Indian corner is fast, taste also decent only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Why didn't you join the Friday team call?", | |
| "answer": "Doctor appointment was there da! Quarterly health checkup. Heard sprint retrospective went well, action items I'll check." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Macha, can you explain this architecture diagram?", | |
| "answer": "Sure sisya! Microservices pattern we're using. Each service independent, scalability bombat good. Let me draw on whiteboard." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "How's the office commute after metro extension?", | |
| "answer": "Much better macha! Earlier bus was taking one hour, now metro in 30 minutes only. Traffic headache reduced completely." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Did you get response from vendor for quotation?", | |
| "answer": "Still waiting only. They said by Wednesday they'll send. Procurement team is following up, hopefully rates will be reasonable." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Maga, shall we propose agile methodology for this project?", | |
| "answer": "Bombat idea sisya! Current waterfall approach is chindi slow. Client also prefers iterative development it seems." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Why is your code coverage so low?", | |
| "answer": "New features added recently, unit tests pending only. Weekend I'll write comprehensive test cases, don't worry da." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Macha, did you backup your laptop data?", | |
| "answer": "Aiyo forgot completely! IT team sent reminder mail yesterday only. Today I'll do, can't afford to lose bejaan work." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "How's the client demo preparation going?", | |
| "answer": "Almost ready macha! PowerPoint slides done, demo environment setup complete. Rehearsal we need to do once more only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Sisya, can you help with API documentation?", | |
| "answer": "Sure maga! Technical writing I enjoy. Swagger specs I'll update and examples also will add for clarity." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Why didn't you attend the innovation showcase?", | |
| "answer": "Clashed with client call unfortunately. Heard presentations were sakkath good. Innovation culture is growing in company it seems." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Macha, shall we apply for patent on this algorithm?", | |
| "answer": "Good thinking da! Intellectual property team we should consult. If approved, company recognition and bonus also we'll get." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "How's your work-life balance these days?", | |
| "answer": "Swalpa improved after new manager came. Previous lead was giving bejaan overtime. Now proper planning happening only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Did you submit your expense report?", | |
| "answer": "Pending only macha! Finance team deadline is tomorrow. Receipts I need to scan and upload, swalpa tedious process." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Maga, shall we organize knowledge sharing session?", | |
| "answer": "Bombat idea sisya! Latest tech trends we can discuss. Team members will benefit, learning culture will improve only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Why is your status showing away for so long?", | |
| "answer": "System hung, had to restart completely. Teams sometimes doesn't update status properly. Now I'm online only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Macha, can you coordinate with offshore team for testing?", | |
| "answer": "Sure da! Time zone difference is challenging, but morning their evening we can sync. Coordination I'll handle properly." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "How's the new project assignment looking?", | |
| "answer": "Exciting technology stack macha! React and Node.js, latest versions. Learning curve is there, but skill upgrade opportunity it seems." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Sisya, did you configure the monitoring alerts?", | |
| "answer": "Done maga! CPU and memory thresholds set properly. If system overloads, immediate notification will come to team." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Why didn't you join the technical book club?", | |
| "answer": "Time constraint only da. Evening family time I prefer. But monthly summary notes I'll read, knowledge I'll gain somehow." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Macha, shall we migrate to cloud infrastructure?", | |
| "answer": "Cost-benefit analysis we need to do first. Initial investment is bejaan, but long-term savings will be there it seems." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "How's your certification exam preparation?", | |
| "answer": "Going okay macha! Practice tests I'm solving daily. Company is supporting with study materials, exam fee also they're paying." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Did you update the project timeline?", | |
| "answer": "Gantt chart updated yesterday only. Some dependencies changed, so delivery date swalpa shifted. Stakeholders I'll inform today." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Maga, can you review the security audit report?", | |
| "answer": "Send it sisya! Vulnerabilities need immediate attention. Compliance team is strict about deadlines, quickly we'll fix issues." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Why is your camera quality so poor in video calls?", | |
| "answer": "Old laptop webcam is pathetic only. IT said new machines next quarter will come. Meanwhile external camera I'll buy." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Macha, shall we implement continuous integration pipeline?", | |
| "answer": "Must needed da! Manual deployments are error-prone and time-consuming. Jenkins setup I'll research and propose to management." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "How's your team's velocity this sprint?", | |
| "answer": "Better than last sprint macha! Story points completion improved. Team coordination is getting bombat good, productivity increased." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Sisya, did you clear the production deployment checklist?", | |
| "answer": "All items verified maga! Database backup taken, rollback plan ready. Go-live tonight we can do without tension." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Why didn't you join the diversity and inclusion workshop?", | |
| "answer": "Calendar conflict was there only. Client presentation preparation was urgent. Recording link HR shared, weekend I'll watch." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Macha, can you optimize this database query?", | |
| "answer": "Sure da! Indexing strategy we need to improve. Query execution time is bejaan high. Performance tuning I'll do properly." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "How's your technical interview panel experience?", | |
| "answer": "Interesting candidates we're getting macha! Some are brilliant, some need more experience. Hiring good talent is challenging only." | |
| } | |
| { | |
| "question": "Maga, shall we document the troubleshooting procedures?", | |
| "answer": "Very important sisya! New team members struggle without proper docs. Wiki page I'll create with step-by-step solutions only." | |
| } | |